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Redheaded Stepchildren

hawkizefan said:
WHERE, WHERE?????????
I was out in the yard when the alarm went off.
Reporting for duty and ready to do my part.



Ummmmm…..what’s my part?
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IDK

We just haven't discussed them for a while

Wanna hear about my dream last night?

I was buying coffee. There were little monkeys running around

One monkey was clingy, so I asked how much for the monkey

The barista said $3.50. So I bought the monkey "To play with for a while, then eat later"

Then I was trying to find a public toilet, but none of the gender signs made any sense. They weren't M/F, they were just gobblidigook
 
DogMan said:
IDK

We just haven't discussed them for a while

Wanna hear about my dream last night?

I was buying coffee. There were little monkeys running around

One monkey was clingy, so I asked how much for the monkey

The barista said $3.50. So I bought the monkey "To play with for a while, then eat later"

Then I was trying to find a public toilet, but none of the gender signs made any sense. They weren't M/F, they were just gobblidigook
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I think that after you eat a monkey the signage on a toilet doesn’t matter. You take any one that’s not occupied.
How big was this monkey? I’m asking because I want to know the price per pound on monkey meat. How was it prepared? Was it good?
 
Round 3 of leaf mowing is complete……. I got it…..everybody relax.
First hard freeze last night so leaf droppage will increase big time.
Many more leaf mowings in my future.

Y’all might consider a flannel game day thong tomorrow. Mid to low 20’s
(Fahrenheit, of course) tonight. Might have to move the thermostat up to 59 tonight.
 
hawkizefan said:
Round 3 of leaf mowing is complete……. I got it…..everybody relax.
First hard freeze last night so leaf droppage will increase big time.
Many more leaf mowings in my future.

Y’all might consider a flannel game day thong tomorrow. Mid to low 20’s
(Fahrenheit, of course) tonight. Might have to move the thermostat up to 59 tonight.
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My little yard got completely out of hand

I couldn't get to the shed for the mower and whipper snipper

So I've sprayed the whole yard with weed killer. 1 week later, I'm just waiting for results

Expecting another week or two

I blame huddy
 
DogMan said:
My little yard got completely out of hand

I couldn't get to the shed for the mower and whipper snipper

So I've sprayed the whole yard with weed killer. 1 week later, I'm just waiting for results

Expecting another week or two

I blame huddy
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Damn huddy
 
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