The Sentencing Game

P2PLeon · Monday at 12:35 AM

Nobody knew the lake was riddled with alligators, so it had to be put on hold.

Bliss Doubt · Monday at 12:48 AM

Parents and kids fished, didn't swim.

Bliss Doubt · Monday at 12:51 AM

The children's division of the competition is over. The winner was an 11 year old who played three instruments, and juggled them to get to the next. He played harmonica, kazoo and ocarina. The audience was afraid he would drop that ceramic ocarina in the juggle, but he was a champ. He got a standing ovation and calls for "encore!"

P2PLeon · Monday at 12:59 AM

Just before the encore roar, the drugs squad burst in to search everyone's bags, as the priest who ordained the event was the culprit.
But nobody knew.

Bliss Doubt · Monday at 2:35 AM

P2PLeon said:
Just before the encore roar, the drugs squad burst in to search everyone's bags, as the priest who ordained the event was the culprit.
But nobody knew.

Leon, where do you get your news? There were no priests involved in the competition. Judges yes, priests no. Perhaps you're thinking of the raid on the Catholic school down the block.

Jimi · Monday at 4:03 PM

It wasn't the priest, it was a drug dealer who looked just like the priest, he lived right next to the church and would cover his traffic by havin his customers come when mass was being celebrated. The police finally caught eye of it and were swift to arrest him.

AmbereyesWolfie · Monday at 5:23 PM

While in prison, he turned himself around. He is now a recovering drug addict and trying to help others before his release out of prison.

P2PLeon · Monday at 6:32 PM

That was a ploy to reduce his sentence. Once he was out, he said he would get back his empire.

Jimi · Monday at 8:25 PM

But the empire struck back and put him in jail again. This time he has swore to quit smokin cigarettes and to straighten his life out (he started his life of crime by stealin cigarettes).

P2PLeon · Monday at 8:26 PM

Yeah but that was only because his mother insisted on him smoking.

Jimi · Monday at 8:29 PM

That may be true but everyone knows she's a bar fly and things like that can be expected of her

P2PLeon · Monday at 8:29 PM

Oh Really, and I thought you dated her

Jimi · Monday at 8:33 PM

Only twice but I was waisted

P2PLeon · Monday at 8:34 PM

So you are a raging alcoholic; it must stem from your father.

Jimi · Monday at 8:37 PM

Yes, I'm Irish and all us Irishmen drink. My father started me out at a young age, sippin foam off his beers and that lead to regular drinkin habits but I only get drunk on days that end with a "Y"

P2PLeon · Monday at 8:39 PM

I'm the same, but mine is more spirits than beer or lager.

I spend most days lounging about drinking Baileys

Jimi · Monday at 8:55 PM

Oh I enjoyed almost all spirits, love tequila, rum, whiskey Gin, Vodka and the greek Oso the clear thick anise tastiin liquor, came from my mom's side but the Irish always takes over

P2PLeon · 2026-09-01T02:15:21+0100

It's soon to be Saint Patrick's Day, and we're both going to drink under the table to see how far each of us can go.

But since I was the one to start drinking spirits early, I guess I'll be the Victor

Jimi · 2026-09-01T16:29:02+0100

Yes you more than likely will be the winner of the beer drinkin contest but beings it's Saint Patrick's day I really have my eye on that pot of Gold that the wee people always have stashed away

AmbereyesWolfie · 2026-09-01T17:26:26+0100

The wee people actually took the pot of gold and replaced it with fools gold.

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