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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    Keif…. It’s your civic duty to show them the errors of their way. It’s the right thing to do. Maybe start off slow and subliminal…..like, wander around in your feathered HAWKEYE game day thong. That’s sure to garner some attention and probably a tad bit of jealousy. Maybe pair that with your...
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    Cheetah Orca Leopard Honey badger All badass animals FCUK nebraska has already been beaten this weekend. It was a wonderful Friday evening. It warmed the cockles of my heart. I swear I could hear crying and cursing throughout the neighborhood along with the smashing and trashing of overpriced...
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    Thoughts and prayers for you guys. Hope he’s home soon and in great shape. Sexy nurse uniform? You want light blue, green or standard white?
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    What’s the temperature? In proper Fahrenheit numbers.
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    RAWR…. Swollen right moob>swollen left moob…..all day, any day.
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    BLINDSQUIRRELS won by beating FCUK Wisconsin. FCUK nebraska lost. Good day of football.
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    “Hey little girl…want some Cheetos”? Get in the van. The BLINDSQUIRRELS seem to have a clue today…….kinda
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    Hmmmm….drug screen…. Job related or did the down under FBI finally catch up with you?
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    If you do SLOWING blood tests you can have all those things plus Cheetos
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    Derp.
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    BLINDSQUIRRELS dropped the nut. Damn gophers.
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    Duh…. And…FCUK the gophers. Beating my beloved HAWKEYES.
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    I like crawdads but not sure what land crawdads are. When I hear that I think of retired dirty Betty’s workers.
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    I’m guessing it would be about like grilling an old platypus. Probably worse.
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    I say we beat them to death with A gopher then go have donuts.
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    What floor is that on? Asking for a friend.
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    Gopher_byrd….I apologize if the above^^^^^^post ends in an ass whooping for you, but it is kill a gopher week. Maybe lay low……or come mow my yard.
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    Fahrenheit….. I think I’ve made my point. Of greater importance right now…… All gophers need to be beaten severely. Take that as you will….just sayin. HAWKEYES play fucking Minnesota tomorrow. It’s hate gophers week. And wtf is a “golden” gopher. That’s just stupid. And it goes without saying...
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    Exactly. And it spins BACKWARDS. The pieces are falling into place.
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    Redheaded Stepchildren

    Have a donut. Duh.
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