The Sentencing Game

[Bliss Doubt]

On the other forum we have the "keep a word drop a word", so you get things like:

Ham sandwich
Ham & eggs
Egg Salad

etc.

But I think it would be interesting to have a word game where each participant gets one sentence, and eventually all the players tell a story, like...

First player:
I woke up this morning.

Next player:
My old lady was gone.

Next player:
The dog ain't been fed.

Next player:
My hampster was dead.

etc.

 

[Bliss Doubt]

The car was dead too.

 

[P2PLeon]

I fixed the car, by sabotaging the battery.

 

[Bliss Doubt]

I stole your cell phone, threw it in the lake.

 

[P2PLeon]

I jumped into the lake, to retrieve my phone.

 

[Bliss Doubt]

An alligator was watching you from the shore.

 

[P2PLeon]

Don't worry, Chuck Norris is with me.

 

[Bliss Doubt]

I felt optimistic, got dressed, powdered my nose, filled my vape, collected the mail, and went to work.

 

[P2PLeon]

Only to fall at the last hurdle.

 

[Bliss Doubt]

The last hurdle was when my car wouldn't start (again), so I boarded the bus, with plans to shop for a new car after work.

 

[P2PLeon]

The car dealerships went bust, so you had to travel to Mexico.

 

[Bliss Doubt]

I got a great deal on a new AMG in Mexico City, much worth the price of the air ticket to get there, and I met someone new there too.

 

[P2PLeon]

The romance was only a fling, and it all went pear shaped .

 

[Bliss Doubt]

He's moving here to marry me.

 

[P2PLeon]

The National Guard caught wiff of this plan & took him to Ecuador.

 

[Bliss Doubt]

His influential uncle flew him here from Quito on a private jet.

 

[P2PLeon]

The Airplane had propeller problems and had to do a detour, which landed in Kuwait.

 

[Bliss Doubt]

That was quite a detour, but the propeller was fixed, and he's here now.

 

[P2PLeon]

I called the local authority and now on their way.

 

[Bliss Doubt]

What authority do they have over my love, who arrived with a passport and visa, and a job lined up, and got his university degree here?